i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
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