Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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