I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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