Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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