Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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