I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
How's work?
Spinning.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
Randomize
