you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
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