I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
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