I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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