i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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