If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
Randomize
