this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
You have to summon your inner elephant
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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