I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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