I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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