i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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