My secretary told me she wishes she can have an affair with someone in the office (she's separated from her cheating husband)...Umm...Okaaay
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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