Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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