So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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