I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
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