maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
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I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
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