if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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