i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
tequila makes me forget i have legs
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
Randomize