two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
I'm concerned I may die tonight. All I've been told about my bday shenanigans is to bring slutty clothes, a bikini, tylenol, sunglasses and pjs. Tell me what the fuck is going on...now
bring lube too
i hate all of you
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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