do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
Randomize
