I think my vagina is haunted
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
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