i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
If I get laid tonight it will 1.) Prove that the sex gods do in fact exist, and 2.) Show that I am one motherfucking badass bitch.
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
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