How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
Randomize
