Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
so let's talk penis.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
Randomize
