forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
it's like heaven, but drunker
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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