her vagine was all disorganized.
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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