Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
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