Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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