it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
I just accidentally handed the ticket lady a condom instead of the intended ticket. I am now the official whore of Harry Potter.
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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