the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
When the vodka monkeys are playing a drum solo in my skull tomorrow, remind me I tried to sterilize my body from the inside with titos
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
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