Pappa wants mamma naked
I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
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