So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
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