Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
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