Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
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