dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
Randomize
