how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
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