names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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