Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
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