Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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