I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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