Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
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