doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
You passed out across the stairs with your feet and arms through the railings so you "wouldn't fall down when you blacked out and no one could get the pizza past you without waking you up". \n\nYou're the smartest drunk I know.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
pray to the hookup gods
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
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