with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
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