He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
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