I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
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