@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Blood and glitter go together right?
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
How does it feel to date your dad?
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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