How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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