I think scott just propositioned me for sex
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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