for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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